Friday, June 11, 2010

It Ain't That Onterrible

Well... I love Ontario. I know, I know, put down your pitchforks and torches... I know a Nova Scotian is contractually obliged to never say that. It's kind of like saying that the bluenose is just a boat or that the cabot trail is an okay drive. They will kick you out for that sort of stuff.

It's kind of strange what it took for me to say that but here's why it's okay Bluenosers, the Ontario Governemnt gave me $100, just to get ready for the HST. Suckers!!! I've had that for years, and I got ready the hard way... without $100.

So now, me and Kristine, we got a cool $200 between us and after traveling the last few weeks and with me just starting a job, that is greatly appreciated. Things were getting lean and when I get home I'll post a before and after shot of our fridge, cause I'm stuffing it with $200 of groceries tonight. It'll go from white haven of an onion and the milk jug to a veritble paradise of exotic items such as apples and oranges and maybe some pizza filled pastries. Oh my god, 10,000 pizza pockets all to myself.

And... we get two more of these cheques to wean us onto the HST, plus our GST. Americ... I mean Canada, What a country *sigh*. In Nova Scotia, money checks you!

So in closing, I like anyone who gives me money... unless it's Toronto... Toronto Sucks.

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